Aarrggh! Wisdom teeth!
by, 21-Aug-2011 at 00:26 (518 Views)
... If there were ever a time I wished to be younger, this is it!
My gum suddenly swelled up late today and the entire right-side of my mouth is killing me... I have been informed (by many non-experts) that this may be a wisdom tooth.
Why my wisdom wishes to desert me is beyond me. Why it is choosing to do so painfully and via my teeth is just incomprehensible.
I have also begun to feel/hear my heartbeat in my right ear, but as a squeaking. Like rubbing two balloons together. This is most disconcerting.
I think I want to die.
I fear I might actually be, anyway.
Watch this space!