"The goriest film in my collection!"
by, 17-Jul-2011 at 19:02 (631 Views)
Just a couple of nights ago, my Marine boot-camp dropout cousin came over for a couple of hours. And he said that he wanted me to show him "the goriest film" I have in my collection.
Seeing as this is the first time I had somebody make that request of me, my first response was to question the sanity behind it. Yeah, I collect all sorts of weird and fucked-up horror cinema. Yeah, I own a lot of films that make Hostel look like family entertainment in comparison. But for someone like him to ask me to show him the goriest thing I own...... I wonder if he really knew exactly what he was asking for. The most graphic films in my collection also tend to be the most genuinely unpleasant.
I told him - "No fucking way," and I tried to leave it at that. He kept on bringing it up, and I kept on holding my ground.
Then he wanted to raid my collection of hetero hentai, and even though he is 20 now, I still do not believe he is able to watch any of that stuff responsibly.
Heh, he's still a stupid kid.