by, 10-Jul-2011 at 23:46 (577 Views)
... As I know many people fume when opening a post and finding it describes poop and the like. So now you can't complain, as the title made it perfectly clear
Anyway... I'd like to make it clear at this point that I have no sexual interest in the brown stuff I produce and it plays absolutely no part in my fantasies or sexlife at all.
However... I have recently developed a fascination with the size of my produce. I often have a quick look at each one to compare with the last, have been known to take photos when they're funny-shaped and genuinely feel disappointed the times when they Plop! and disappear down the U-bend
I don't publicise this, except with my boyfriend on occasion. He points out that I get giddy and excitable, just like a child, so... So far, I can only connect it with my ABness as a reason for it.