Kinky Kapers of Kaworu!

My kleptomaniac Marine boot camp reject cousin is at it again!

This time, he is asking me for advice on how to convince his ex-girlfriend to leave her current boyfriend, just because he wants to get back into her panties.

So, he has issues with being disconnected from reality on top of everything else.

Y'know, this incident is beginning to make me think that he is not a run-of-the-mill loser - he really does need some sort of professional help if he is dreaming up schemes like this one.