setra...not so seeeecrets [round 2]
by, 31-Jan-2008 at 22:56 (750 Views)
I speak with broken Engrish...which by some amazing coincidence happens to sound just like proper English.
The other day, I was going in and out the front door, carrying out the garbage, glasses completely fogged up from the weather. Of course, me being the spastic idiot I am, I hit my elbow quite hard on the corner of the metal door frame...I still can't feel 2 of my fingers...
In high school, me and this other guy developed a weird greeting for each other. I would call him 'slut' and he would call me 'whore'. Not in a gay way, and I don't know how it even developed. But it did last for 3 years, and got us some odd looks.
MSN conversation from today:
Me: F**king MSN
Me: lalalallalalalalal testing
A Message to the guy who keeps phoning my cell with the (306) area code: Stop phoning me! I told you you have the wrong number like 40 times, I only get 3 voicemails and you keep using them up! And WTF, Saskatchewan is the same f**king time zone as here, why are you always phoning at 3am? I use my cell phone as an alarm clock, you know..I can't just shut it off at night. Die in a fire!