Life's A Beach...
by, 06-Sep-2010 at 22:00 (722 Views)
... At least, today it was.
Scarborough beach, to be exact. And it rocked. Not least because I was ridiculously childish all day, plodging in the sea, flying kites and building sandcastles like I was a tenth of my actual age.
Warning: May cause envy, jealousy and/or erections. Please view with caution, and if it is illegal in your state to view pornorgraphy, please go and play with your dollies and do not click the "Show" button.
In other news:
... I slit my thumb right open trying to wash a knife and am now not allowed near sharp objects.
... I now own my first ever washing machine. Only, 'cause I'm faux-posh, it's a dryer, too. My poor Mother has never been so pleased.
... I spent my first-ever day diapered round my family, and even attempted to build a D.I.Y, IKEA table whilst wearing. To my knowledge, I wasn't sussed.
... That said, on my Mother's last visit here, she took it upon herself to do my washing up (what else are Mums for!) and went frequently into the cutlery drawer. Where my baby spoon is. Looks like I will have to produce it as a gift for my soon-to-arrive, born-out-of-wedlock/bastard nephew.
... And, because my initial Introduction thread was a heap of shit, a Blog shall soon follow with a bit more about ME. 'Cause I know damn well I don't talk about myself enough
That is all for now. I think...