by, 27-Aug-2010 at 19:51 (518 Views)
... RE: My last Blog.
My (younger) brother has got his girlfriend pregnant. At 19. And with no job.
I am, duly, disgusted. And pleased all over again that I'm a big gay whose sperm will never cause this much trouble unless I invest some serious effort
This means, then, that my life will soon be blighted in a much more personal manner than a few ill-mannered tearaways destroying my area of work. It means I'mma be an Uncle.
I'm sure I'll probably dote on, and coo over, the stupid thing when it arrives, but I can't say the messy diapers, and the crying, and the stupid pushchair and stupid car seat and all of that are particularly appealing.
That said, it does now provide the perfect excuse to have baby things around the flat, and also peruse the baby aisles with less guilt. I may even take him just as cover.
Roll on October.
Maybe kids aren't so bad after all...