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The life and mind of Takashi Morinosuka

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap places on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid of cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

Some people are like slinkies - Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.


  1. Snaps's Avatar
    Haaah! Nice One Takashi. This Made Me laugh
  2. Zephy's Avatar
    I don't get #5... >_>

    They made me laugh.

    okay, just kidding about not getting five. :-P
  3. Talula's Avatar
    Tee hee! Very funny! - the Adult Baby / Diaper Lover / Incontinence Support Community. is designed to be viewed in Firefox, with a resolution of at least 1280 x 1024.