Ok, This is getting out of hand.
by, 18-Mar-2008 at 05:44 (417 Views)
Ok, what the hell. This whole business with cooper is getting really weird now. I swear to god, I'm not making any of this up, trying to be cute, dramatic or anything else.
As I've said a few times before, I usually have a certain routine for when I sleep. Humphrey gets his hugs, I sleep with my paci, Then I wake up, Switch paci's (since the one I sleep with usually ends up covered in dried up saliva. ew.) and snooze for a few hours snuggling up to Humphrey.
I think Cooper, my new Teddy, must be toying with me.
Last night, before going to bed, I got everything ready. I decided not to sleep with cooper, since he has a habit of wandering around the bed, so I assigned him to guard duty. I put him up against the wall near my pillow, to guard against any intruders. Just for a joke, I also gave him the task to guard one of my paci's that I figured I would use in the morning when I wake up.
So, I went to sleep, With my paci, cuddling Humphrey, and Cooper was sitting next to my head against the wall.
Then I wake up at 4am.
Where was Cooper? He was sleeping next to me, against my leg! and I couldn't find my paci anywhere, until I checked *on the floor*
What the shit happened? how the hell did my paci, that I placed at Cooper's feet, end up on the other side of my bed, on the floor? how did Cooper manage to end up sleeping next to my leg?
I'm not joking about any of this. I think Cooper's hellspawn or something.