Adult diapers 10 years from now - Page 6

Eric · 03-10-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkfinn

There is medication for incontinence now... but not everyone who could use it takes it. There are some reasons for this.

#1: bad interaction with other medications (we know how many pills old people take)
#2: side-effects of medication (memory loss has been reported in some cases)
#3: dislike of drugs in general (certain people will do anything possible to avoid taking more drugs)

for those reasons alone adult diapers will be staying around...

don't forget about aging the babyboomers.
and emergency medical care.
and even if some one could and wanted to be cured the cure would take time.
not to mention people who can't get to a toilet.

Entity' · 05-10-2008

WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREMELY CRUDE HUMOR!

In the future, there will be no such thing as adult diapers. Rather, the greater part of the world population will grow stupider as businesses replace diapers with strange squid-like creatures that attach to a persons genitalia and feed on whatever the person outputs. Even people who don't wear diapers will believe that these creatures are cool to wear. Companies will mutate creatures to specifically fit male and female persons separately. For men there will be a creature with an extra mouth specifically designed to suck his balls, therefore invalidating the obscene comment "suck my (fat/hairy) balls" as well as providing ample protection from carefully aimed kicks and/or punches and serving as a condom. For women there will be a creature with very long tentacles for wrapping itself around her body in which two of those tentacles will actually be extensions with mouths on them and even more tentacles tree-branching from them. These extensions will attach to the upper female genitalia (known as the breasts) to provide ample cover-up as well as looking absolutely hideous to any man wanting to take advantage of said female, therefore killing his buzz and driving him away. However such a situation will never happen because both sexes will be pleasured almost constantly by these creatures so as to stop all human breeding and cause the human race to become extinct due to sheer lack of breeding. Such is the stupidity of the human race.

This should be on Lewis Black's 'The Root of All Evil': Diapers vs. Communism (or something else if you would prefer.)

bebe huey · 06-10-2008

-are you kidding? my mom is in her mid 50's and the pile of pills she takes already runs well into the range of Extreme (34 a day)
-i avoid medication like the plague and i may, happily, die before i turn 50 (preferably from a diabetic coma induced from a 20 course meal)
-i have already seen bad side effects from lots of medications in the past. i prefer to minimize my misery

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05-10-2008	#52 (permalink)
Entity' Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nebraska, US Posts: 90 Threads: 0 Gallery Uploads: 13 Reputation: 3	WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREMELY CRUDE HUMOR! In the future, there will be no such thing as adult diapers. Rather, the greater part of the world population will grow stupider as businesses replace diapers with strange squid-like creatures that attach to a persons genitalia and feed on whatever the person outputs. Even people who don't wear diapers will believe that these creatures are cool to wear. Companies will mutate creatures to specifically fit male and female persons separately. For men there will be a creature with an extra mouth specifically designed to suck his balls, therefore invalidating the obscene comment "suck my (fat/hairy) balls" as well as providing ample protection from carefully aimed kicks and/or punches and serving as a condom. For women there will be a creature with very long tentacles for wrapping itself around her body in which two of those tentacles will actually be extensions with mouths on them and even more tentacles tree-branching from them. These extensions will attach to the upper female genitalia (known as the breasts) to provide ample cover-up as well as looking absolutely hideous to any man wanting to take advantage of said female, therefore killing his buzz and driving him away. However such a situation will never happen because both sexes will be pleasured almost constantly by these creatures so as to stop all human breeding and cause the human race to become extinct due to sheer lack of breeding. Such is the stupidity of the human race. This should be on Lewis Black's 'The Root of All Evil': Diapers vs. Communism (or something else if you would prefer.)

06-10-2008	#53 (permalink)
bebe huey Regular Historical Donor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 99 Threads: 2 Reputation: 0	-are you kidding? my mom is in her mid 50's and the pile of pills she takes already runs well into the range of Extreme (34 a day) -i avoid medication like the plague and i may, happily, die before i turn 50 (preferably from a diabetic coma induced from a 20 course meal) -i have already seen bad side effects from lots of medications in the past. i prefer to minimize my misery