Diapers in the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Bejing

**Peachy** · 16-08-2008

Now it's official: 900 Soldiers were ordered to wear diapers during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Bejing last weekend.
A German newspaper unveiled that the soldiers holding up the scroll board that formed the centerpiece of the ceremony were put into diapers. The English press picked that up too:

Beijing Olympics opening ceremony: Soldiers 'wore nappies' - Telegraph

Those soldiers had to wear diapers because they were trapped in boxes for up to 7 hours.
So you see - diapers come in handy when you don't get a chance to use the bathroom, and even officials who have nothing to do with DLism or ABism think of diapers as a solution.

That makes me wonder about a few points:
(1) Did the soliders enjoy pissing their pants in front of more than 1 billion watching on TV?
(2) How many of those 900 soliders actually used their diaper? How many just wet them, and how many dared to crap themselves in front of 1/5 of the world?
(3) Who changed all those diapers after the ceremony was over? Should I have applied for a job as an Olympic Diaper Changer for a huge pile of Renminbi Yuans?

Peachy

Fire2box · 16-08-2008

that's crazy, also I wouldn't want to be the one changing them.

diapermefast · 16-08-2008

LOL, they said it was hot as well, can you imagine the stench even if only half of them used their diapers!

Millenniumfalsehood · 16-08-2008

I thought the last part of that article was particularly amusing:

Quote:

"Now we know what Chinese soldiers wear under their uniforms they don't seem quite so menacing," said one German commentator.

mm3 · 16-08-2008

Awesome story. sure got a kick outta me! I wonder how many 'rebellious' ones went "diapers are for babies! I ain't wearin' that!" and ran off! haha

EDIT: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Quote:

They also said a girl whose song during the ceremony won wide praise did not actually appear in the stadium and her song was mimed by another girl who was considered more attractive to foreign audiences.

Quote:

Afterwards, organisers admitted that part of the fireworks display shown on television was actually an animation recorded in advance.

FAKERS! XD

and Peachy; they say about 2 billion, not 1 billion

**Charlie F** · 16-08-2008

Ah the Telegraph, what would we do without you?

That was pretty funny, I doubt the London Olympics will feature nappiness!
Thank god that we could only see the ceremony, and not smell it...

Darkfinn · 16-08-2008

That's pretty good.

tm3305 · 16-08-2008

that must be their secret weapon to fighting

diaperfans · 16-08-2008

This is not new news. Actually, Diaper is very useful in our daily life. However, only the smart people, such as DLs, understand the benefits of wearing diapers.

ricky · 16-08-2008

LOL!!!! I wonder how many new DL's there are going to be in that group now that they've been exposed to diapers! And can you imagine the logistics of getting 900 soldiers into diapers? Did they diaper up themselves, or was there an official team of diaper installers? And removers? phew!!!

And I wonder what brand they used. Is this why everyone is complaining that Bambino is out of the medium sizes?

That will certainly fill up a dumpster or 6, no?

16-08-2008	#1 (permalink)
Peachy Naughty or nice?! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bremen, Germany Age: 31 Posts: 2,530 Threads: 57 Gallery Uploads: 43 Wiki Edits: 11 Blog Entries: 9	Diapers in the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Bejing Now it's official: 900 Soldiers were ordered to wear diapers during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Bejing last weekend. A German newspaper unveiled that the soldiers holding up the scroll board that formed the centerpiece of the ceremony were put into diapers. The English press picked that up too: Beijing Olympics opening ceremony: Soldiers 'wore nappies' - Telegraph Those soldiers had to wear diapers because they were trapped in boxes for up to 7 hours. So you see - diapers come in handy when you don't get a chance to use the bathroom, and even officials who have nothing to do with DLism or ABism think of diapers as a solution. That makes me wonder about a few points: (1) Did the soliders enjoy pissing their pants in front of more than 1 billion watching on TV? (2) How many of those 900 soliders actually used their diaper? How many just wet them, and how many dared to crap themselves in front of 1/5 of the world? (3) Who changed all those diapers after the ceremony was over? Should I have applied for a job as an Olympic Diaper Changer for a huge pile of Renminbi Yuans? Peachy __________________ A is like an apple with extra carpeting! Adopted users and furs : Magicstar, Christhefur, Kenshin Himura, baseball4life, Yumi, Rakai, Fullmetal, Little Ollie, mzkkbprmt (as a 2yo), EpicPie; to my kindergarten Award winning fruit

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Fire2box Meh Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Stockton, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,737 Threads: 20 Gallery Uploads: 8 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 4	that's crazy, also I wouldn't want to be the one changing them.

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diapermefast Regular Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK, Wiltshire Age: 20 Posts: 144 Threads: 3 Reputation: 1	LOL, they said it was hot as well, can you imagine the stench even if only half of them used their diapers!

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Charlie F Indecisive Historical Donor Senior Staff Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK Age: 18 Posts: 1,660 Threads: 25 Gallery Uploads: 11 Wiki Edits: 43 Blog Entries: 52	Ah the Telegraph, what would we do without you? That was pretty funny, I doubt the London Olympics will feature nappiness! Thank god that we could only see the ceremony, and not smell it...

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Darkfinn Regular Historical Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 24 Posts: 2,720 Threads: 68 Gallery Uploads: 16 Wiki Edits: 4 Blog Entries: 17	That's pretty good.

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tm3305 Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: USA Posts: 36 Threads: 1 Reputation: 0	that must be their secret weapon to fighting

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diaperfans Regular Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 58 Threads: 2 Reputation: 3	This is not new news. Actually, Diaper is very useful in our daily life. However, only the smart people, such as DLs, understand the benefits of wearing diapers.

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ricky Regular Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Arizona, USA Age: 49 Posts: 217 Threads: 13 Gallery Uploads: 8 Wiki Edits: 1 Reputation: 6	LOL!!!! I wonder how many new DL's there are going to be in that group now that they've been exposed to diapers! And can you imagine the logistics of getting 900 soldiers into diapers? Did they diaper up themselves, or was there an official team of diaper installers? And removers? phew!!! And I wonder what brand they used. Is this why everyone is complaining that Bambino is out of the medium sizes? That will certainly fill up a dumpster or 6, no?