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dakota#15 · 05-07-2008

i just ordered a camelbak im gonna use as cover for more diapers. ill talk with her, but my friend is at my place for the next 3 days, so i don't want him to know yet. thank you all!

dogboy · 05-07-2008

Before my wife new, I would order stuff from Amazon like books and DVDs as well as diapers, so that they would all just appear as amounts on the bill, not as items. This worked until they posted an e-mail, "And how do you rate the diapers you just bought?" You could just ask your mom, "by the way, what was it you wanted to talk about?" It might be about the relationship you have with your girlfriend, sex and all that, which wouldn't help with the diaper thing. Being 14, telling your mom might bring about more distress that it's worth, however, The general consensis on this site is don't tell, don't ask!

DiaperMark · 06-07-2008

Quote:

You should've said, "Okay, mom, I just ordered five pounds of pure crack cocaine and some castration tools. It's amazing what you can buy off the internet. Don't come in my room for the rest of the night."

Yea, then whe you tell her the truth, mom would be like, "Oh, just diapers, thank God! You shouldn't scare your mother that way!"

Mr Alex · 06-07-2008

Damnit, my parents wouldn't believe me if I had said any of that, come to think of it I told them I got shirts and they didn't believe me.

Lucky Bastard.

dlt88 · 06-07-2008

Wow...got pretty lucky with that one. Better thank your lucky stars

I don't think I would have been clever enough to come up with all that stuff on the spot. Kudos.

wetatnight · 06-07-2008

The only way to get your mom off your back is to come clean and tell her the truth.
she maybe relived that it's not sex toys or some other things she might not want to have.
she may suspect it any way.

Trevor · 06-07-2008

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Originally Posted by wetatnight

The only way to get your mom off your back is to come clean and tell her the truth.
she maybe relived that it's not sex toys or some other things she might not want to have.
she may suspect it any way.

Yes, I'm sure knowing that her teenage son had put in a diaper order would set her mind at ease. At the moment, he's got things calmed down. No need to cause additional trouble.

Mr Alex · 06-07-2008

Wetatnight, the only time you should ever tell your parents about this is when you are A: 100 and FIFTY 150% SURE that they will not reject you, or/preferably AND B: Out of the house.

dakota#15 · 07-07-2008

my mom might suspect it cause she found a makeshift like 4 months ago.... im waiting till my friend leaves b4 i tell her. i got football camp tomorrow. im think im gonna start it. mom, i dont want this to change the way you think of me, but it probably will. ive had thought about this since i was about 6, but about 4 years ago i just tried it. hows that sound?

Diaperdl102 · 07-07-2008

Nice job covering it all up. I hate nosie neighbors. They need to mind their own business.

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05-07-2008	#21 (permalink)
dakota#15 Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: orange county ca Age: 15 Posts: 99 Threads: 5 Gallery Uploads: 2 Reputation: 1	i just ordered a camelbak im gonna use as cover for more diapers. ill talk with her, but my friend is at my place for the next 3 days, so i don't want him to know yet. thank you all!

05-07-2008	#22 (permalink)
dogboy VIP Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 1,100 Threads: 4	Before my wife new, I would order stuff from Amazon like books and DVDs as well as diapers, so that they would all just appear as amounts on the bill, not as items. This worked until they posted an e-mail, "And how do you rate the diapers you just bought?" You could just ask your mom, "by the way, what was it you wanted to talk about?" It might be about the relationship you have with your girlfriend, sex and all that, which wouldn't help with the diaper thing. Being 14, telling your mom might bring about more distress that it's worth, however, The general consensis on this site is don't tell, don't ask!

06-07-2008	#24 (permalink)
Mr Alex Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Michigan Age: 16 Posts: 2,159 Threads: 58 Gallery Uploads: 2 Wiki Edits: 11	Damnit, my parents wouldn't believe me if I had said any of that, come to think of it I told them I got shirts and they didn't believe me. Lucky Bastard.

06-07-2008	#25 (permalink)
dlt88 Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 47 Threads: 1 Reputation: 2	Wow...got pretty lucky with that one. Better thank your lucky stars I don't think I would have been clever enough to come up with all that stuff on the spot. Kudos.

06-07-2008	#26 (permalink)
wetatnight Regular Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: USA Posts: 134 Threads: 7 Reputation: 0	The only way to get your mom off your back is to come clean and tell her the truth. she maybe relived that it's not sex toys or some other things she might not want to have. she may suspect it any way.

06-07-2008	#28 (permalink)
Mr Alex Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Michigan Age: 16 Posts: 2,159 Threads: 58 Gallery Uploads: 2 Wiki Edits: 11	Wetatnight, the only time you should ever tell your parents about this is when you are A: 100 and FIFTY 150% SURE that they will not reject you, or/preferably AND B: Out of the house.

07-07-2008	#29 (permalink)
dakota#15 Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: orange county ca Age: 15 Posts: 99 Threads: 5 Gallery Uploads: 2 Reputation: 1	my mom might suspect it cause she found a makeshift like 4 months ago.... im waiting till my friend leaves b4 i tell her. i got football camp tomorrow. im think im gonna start it. mom, i dont want this to change the way you think of me, but it probably will. ive had thought about this since i was about 6, but about 4 years ago i just tried it. hows that sound?

07-07-2008	#30 (permalink)
Diaperdl102 Regular Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Posts: 29 Threads: 1 Reputation: 0	Nice job covering it all up. I hate nosie neighbors. They need to mind their own business.