Meet The ADISC.org Team

Moo
ADISC Founder & Admin

Moo is a robo-bovine, or robovine for short. Originally from a galaxy far, far away, he currently resides atop Saturn.
He spends most of his time online, via his dish-tail, which gets both internet and cable.

He is also not tasty, and has no idea why anyone would think otherwise.
For his own food, he tends to nibble on passing meteors, especially ones made of ham, which are in fact surprisingly common.

When bored, he is known to roleplay as a 20-something human computer geek with a liking for pizza, books, sci-fi and videogames.
He is also known greet people with "arrrr", to stay up all night, and to use his ears as radar dishes.
He is not a furry, but whether he is a zombie ninja pirate vampire robot bovine from outer space is still a matter of debate.



Fruitkitty
ADISC Content Editor

Fruitkitty is a triumph.
The usernote on him: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate his geekiness.
Fruitkitty
He does what he must,
Because he can,
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are banned.
He's a labkitty who tries to fix every mistake,
Who actually doesn't even eat fruitcake,
And the politics get debated
And the logic gets weighted
for the ABDLs who are here on ADISC.

Go ahead and keep reading.
This Keynesian hasn't reached the long run yet.
It's fairly often he's around to help you.
Except when he's off watching South Park.
That's not a joke,
He thinks the recent seasons are fine.
Anyway, this Fruitkitty is great,
He's not really edible or moist.
Look at him still playing poker
When there's ADISC stuff to do,
When you send him your articles he edits them too.
He's got chocolate chip cookies to nom
With a glass of milk in his palm,
Editing articles for the ABDLs who are here on ADISC.




Geno
ADISC Content Editor

Geno cycles through so many avatars in a given week it's hard to be sure what he is. One day he is an antlered, woodland creature, the next a Sith Lord. Perhaps he's a deer Sith Lord called Darth Roadkill with a pension for crappy names..or believes he's a Changeling from My Little Pony. One things for sure, he's totally not a furry like a certain meteor nibbling bovine (don't fire me).

Whoever this Geno may be (not a furry), you may find him mulling over the articles that you fair member (YES YOU!) have submitted to him to be edited with his great, red glowing cursor (not a lightsaber (so he wishes)) or writing a few of his own (sometimes on the intricacies of the image of Jonny Bravo and the male gender). Did he win you over with his amazing 90's Cartoon reference? He sure hopes so.

Though having a lame pension for crappy names (and humor), Geno (again, not a furry) does have a pension for all things science and certain Kentucky [redacted] related drinks and bitter, hoppy [redacted]. But perhaps he should spend more of his pension on meditation so he's no longer just a lazy member of his religious community (or video games...whichever comes first). Perhaps more so he should just go outside to his favorite nature trail and fishing hole.

(staff note: that's not very professional to mention)
(Geno's staff note on staff note: Don't fire me!)

Above all that though, he'd like to make sure you enjoy your time on ADISC!




HogansHeroes
ADISC Safety Mod

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komodokitty
ADISC Chat Mod

WILDLIFE ALERT

A wild komodokitty was spotted roaming the chemistry building of the university this afternoon. Witnesses reported the elusive creature as performing experiments in one of the labs and some suggested that it may be attempting to earn a doctorate. Though the animal bears the outward appearance of an innocent housecat and can often be found pouncing balls of yarn or chasing laser pointers, it should be considered extremely dangerous. When provoked, the komodokitty may bring up complicated scientific facts, beat one at video games, or simply point out poor grammar. While it is often found in labs, the komodokitty has also been spotted at mountain ski resorts, photographing landscapes, playing the classical guitar, and tinkering with computers.




Lobie
ADISC Newbie Helper

How to bake a Lobie in 4 easy complicated steps:

1. Get a small mixing bowl and add three Tbl. Spoons of Essence of Programming. Place in the mix six oz. of kindness, then stir vigorously. Slowly muddle in one Rubik's Cube. Sift one cup of Taekwon-do powder and leave in the fridge for 12 hours.

2. Remove the mix from the refrigerator and sit in room temperature. While the mix is sitting, make the secondary mixture. Begin blending the box of favourite programming languages; first C#, then Haskell, and lastly Java. Throw in a pinch of helping others, and teaching to the blender. One teaspoon of MMORPGs, Dramas, and Comedies Extract must be added with excitement.

3. Finally, whip both mixtures together to stiff peaks in a large mixing bowl and place the mixture into a baking pan. Make sure the batch is smooth and level. Place in the oven for exactly 13 hours and 37 minutes, at 42 degrees Fahrenheit or the mix will not bake.

4. Once removed from the oven, and cooled dust with rainbow sparkles and do not consume. It will take at most 31 days to produce a Lobie with perfection. Once a Lobie has been perfected, provide him with love, cuddles, and games frequently to ensure happiness.

Please, enjoy Lobies responsibly.




Near
ADISC Safety Mod

"Near!"

The young bichon frise puppy by the name of Near nervously stumbled out of the line of students, put on the Sorting Hat and sank down on the stool, his tail twitching nervously. For a moment, there was nothing but silence and darkness. But suddenly, a small voice started to whisper in Near's floppy ears.

"Hmm," the voice said. "A sports fan, that's interesting. Whichever house I put you in will gain a good chaser, it would seem. Beyond that, you appear to be tolerant and loyal… seems you'd be a good fit for Hufflepuff…"

"But, but… I don't want to be a Hufflepuff," Near thought.

"You don't want to be a Hufflepuff? Fear you're too lazy, eh? I do see other things… you love to read and your thirst for knowledge is seemingly unquenchable. Not to mention that, to me, it seems pretty evident that you are a geek. Well, if you are sure it's not Hufflepuff - better be RAVENCLAW!"




Nihlus
ADISC Safety Mod

Attention all units: be on the lookout for a suspected cyber-criminal. The suspect is a young coyote who goes by the name of Nihlus and is known to have weaknesses for video games, rock music, and pizza. Eyewitness reports also suggest that he is particularly fond of computers, technology, dystopian fiction, political discussions, movies, and general geekiness.

His whereabouts are currently unknown but he is believed to be in the vicinity of ADISC.org. Rumours suggest that he has taken on the position of Requests Helper where he responds to questions and inquiries posted in the requests forum. If you see him, approach with caution as he has been known to use humour to make people let their guard down.




Tripped
ADISC Story Helper

~Day 10: This unique little Koala known as Tripped is a rather fascinating creature. On the outside, he appears to be straight and proper without a sense of humor, but under his gruff exterior is a playful and humerus core. Even if the little critter is sound asleep up in his tree, just saying the word “applesauce” can make him wake up and look around while licking his chops. If he's not sleeping and eating he can be found writing stories or playing around with his model trains.

Day number 273: Today a remarkable discovery about Tripped has been made. Sometimes the little critter can figure things out on his first try, other times, he'll need a few tries to get it right. He'll sit there and stare at something, and there's a look in his eyes that says he's working out an ingenious solution to a given situation if he can't get it on the first try.~