I was watching tv last night and all of a sudden I loose signal. Couldn't get any channel, my internet was out and so was my phone. I wake up this morning to find out some drunk guy crashed into the box for my street.

I was at Mc. D's with Aang from Avatar and for some reason Aang was blubering becuase he didn't have exact change so he started crying in the fetal position. I walked over to him and gave him a quarter and told him to grow up. A few minutes later i'm eating with Aang and Mitch a friend from High School. For some reason Mitch decided to go over to Chick-fi-la and get something then come back to Mc. Ds to eath with us. I watch as Mitch pulls out his food and for some reason he pulls out a tuna sandwhich....

Man v. Food

Detroit

Mallies Grill and Bar

Absoluty Rediculous Burger

Tail of the tape

-26 inches wide
-10 pounds of cheese
-20 pounds of veg.
-40 pounds of bun
-120 pounds of beef

A team of 40 people tried to take it on and they had 2 hours to do it.

Man v. Food

Winner - Food

One swich creates life,
the other takes it away,
when they combind they make something new,
but the darkness is still there to stay.

Reminds me of a time,
a time not far away,
a time I was happy,
but the darkness was still there to stay.

I meet a girl,
a girl so far away,
she makes me happy,
and the darkness was lifted away.

I was watching the news today and there was just a string of stupid people in the news.

-A high school senoir (how he made it that far we'll never know), he's walking on train tracks listening to his Ipod and he most have had the fucking thing up really loud because he got ran over by a train TRAIN! I've got train tracks about a quarter mile away from my house and I can hear it no problem, I've heard the thing at close range and I thought I was going to go def, this guy must have...