... Lives round my way.
Which is the explanation I offer for my strange behaviour of locking the toilet door, even though everybody else that lives here is on holiday.
There is literally zero chance of being walked in on whilst mounting the throne, yet still I lock the door!
Conditioning? Habit? No. It's because there's an old man who, after posing as a generic workman to gain access to your bathroom and install cameras, waits until you sit upon the potty and
... Yes. Yes. No. Yes. NO!! No. Yes.
I don't know what the questions are but those are my answers, regardless.
... Definitely don't walk into a bar and absolutely don't partake in any hilarious activities. They're all distinctly average and the very best of friends.
Hi! I am DanDanSuperman - so called not because I love or adore Superman in any way, but because I am freakin' awesome.
(I have a Certificate of Awesomeness to testify to the above statement)
My blog, in short:
- I miss you.
- I don't come here any more for reasons I don't
... Though not quite in every sense of the word.
If you're reading this, however, you're hereby super as well - by proxy. Being super is, after all, contagious. And caught through the eye. So... Yeah, 'tag' you're super!
I'd like to report that this new Blog is full of juicy, tender randomicity... I'd like to, but I can't. As once again, there is little commentary from the World of A Dan.
What I do have, however, is a big lump of sadness!
... I love you
That's right, I love you Each and every one of you - irrespective of your oddities, deformities and perversions
Not like... Romantic love, no... But certainly like, the way you love next door's pet, y'know?
To love you all romantically would involve an awful lot of dinners ... And an awful lot of sex...! Though, perhaps not so much with some of you... Hm... Perhaps my mighty penis could cope after all...