So, if you didn't know by now, I'm a lifeguard at a local pool. It's an indoor pool, so I'm always there...

There's this guy who I work with. His name is Rob. Rob is about 22 and attending a "bumstat" community college. He is balding too...

Today, Rob wouldn't sit in the lifeguard chair while he was on duty... It wasn't too strange, he was standing next to it. Most managers would ignore it and go back to doing shit nothing... But not Wayne. Wayne is a bald,...

I just got back from the Sobe No Fear tour with Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Children of bodom, God Forbid, and Municipal Waste. It was INTENCE!
The floor was easily over 100 degrees with all the packed sweaty bodies, and burning cigarettes... Water was like gold! It was 3 dollars at the bar! What! Were people doing x? By the end of the first bands first song, I was dripping with sweat.... It wasn't mine.... (eeew!) It was six hours of insane metal! I was smart, and got really nice ear pluggs....

So... If you haven't realized, I'm on vacation. I am in Corolla, North Carolina. Damn the south is so different from the north!

Well onto the story:
Yesterday, (Thursday) I went to the beach. The waves were huge! And the rip tide was dangeriously strong! So I went surfing...
I finnaly managed to paddle out, so I sat on my board facing the on-coming waves waiting for a ridable one.
All of the sudden I heard a child's voice screaming "Help!!!" so I looked...

None of the face washes work for me! Only one or two of the "3 Step" kinds with all the boddles. But those take too long.

I have been trying a few other ways to wash my face.

Listorine on some sort of pad-
This works great for killing germs and bacteria, just you can't get it in your eyes or you will be rubbing them all day.

Elmers glue-
I decided to put this on my arm because I was bored and like to peel off the dried glue. (its...

Dont go any further if you insist on hating me for cursing, or fuc- umm... Messing up my fingernails.

Today I was sitting at my computer starting the first few episodes of season 4 of Futurama. Then the mail came and I got excited, so I ran to the mailbox which is attached to the front of my shingled house. I put my hand under the war of magazines and bills, and made a scooping motion upwards. My middle finger got a 1/2 inch long splinter jammed right up its nail. I pulled my hand...