http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/ Supportive community for Adult Babies, Teen Babies, Incontinent people, Diaper Lovers, and Babyfurs. We have a gallery / pictures, forums, links, blogs, live chat, and more. en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:27:16 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.adisc.org/forum/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/ http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/1289-lol-he-crapped-his-pants.html Sun, 10 May 2009 04:44:06 GMT So, if you didn't know by now, I'm a lifeguard at a local pool. It's an indoor pool, so I'm always there...

There's this guy who I work with. His name is Rob. Rob is about 22 and attending a "bumstat" community college. He is balding too...

Today, Rob wouldn't sit in the lifeguard chair while he was on duty... It wasn't too strange, he was standing next to it. Most managers would ignore it and go back to doing shit nothing... But not Wayne. Wayne is a bald, ghetto, manager from The Bronx. He thinks he's black, and has a big mouth...

Wayne wouldn't let Rob's standing slide, so he walked up and hypocritically screamed "Hey fatty! Get in the chair!" (I am not sure what happened next, as I was hanging out in the lifeguard office with some of the other off duty staff.)

Wayne came back in. I didn't look at him. Nobody did... He's an asshole... He looked at me and screamed "WHAAAT!!!!?" at the top of his lungs just to bother me... I aquwardly looked at him. God, I wanted to punch him in his fat face, but I wanted my pay, and my job even more.

Wayne opened a bag of Tostedos, shoveled a fistfull of chips into his mouth with his thick, greasy hands, and raised his stubby index finger above all of pur heads. "I don't want to see any of you out of the chairs today unless you shit yourselves. Got it!?" he yelled/asked.

We all knew what had happened at that point. It was pretty funny, but we all felt bad for Rob because he crapped his pants, Wayne found out, and Wayne existed.

Wayne is like this every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday... We are trying to get him fired for being an asshole.

He also makes fun of one of my friends for being gay, and mocks his stereotypical speech impediment.u ]]> Me :p http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/1289-lol-he-crapped-his-pants.html http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/1285-lamb-god.html Sat, 09 May 2009 05:50:47 GMT I just got back from the Sobe No Fear tour with Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Children of bodom, God Forbid, and Municipal Waste. It was INTENCE! ... I just got back from the Sobe No Fear tour with Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Children of bodom, God Forbid, and Municipal Waste. It was INTENCE!
The floor was easily over 100 degrees with all the packed sweaty bodies, and burning cigarettes... Water was like gold! It was 3 dollars at the bar! What! Were people doing x? By the end of the first bands first song, I was dripping with sweat.... It wasn't mine.... (eeew!) It was six hours of insane metal! I was smart, and got really nice ear pluggs. My ears are fine, but my dumb friends can't hear what's happening next to them!

It was an amazing show!

Alexi (Children of Bodom) broke his sholder 2 weeks before the concert, so he played 2.5 songs and walked off stage in immence pain! I feel so bad for him! He let down so many people!

When Lamb of God started, my dad (drove us there) went to the backside of the ballroom, and worked his salesman talk on the security... He got to go backstage!!!! Lucky fuckin' bastard! He said he saw the frontman headbanging and screaming, and met As I Lay Dying's guitarist! He doesn't even know these bands! (he got a pick, so I know he isn't lying....)

I'm gelous... Now I can't feel my body, I moshed my brains to mush, my hair was a wreck, and I was soaked!

I took a shower!

Did you go to any of the No Fear concerts? How did you like it?

Are you going to one? If you are, get musician ear pluggs.... They're like 7 dollars, and you will be so happy you did! ]]> Me :p http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/1285-lamb-god.html http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/670-lifesaver.html Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:02:29 GMT So... If you haven't realized, I'm on vacation. I am in Corolla, North Carolina. Damn the south is so different from the north!

Well onto the story:
Yesterday, (Thursday) I went to the beach. The waves were huge! And the rip tide was dangeriously strong! So I went surfing...
I finnaly managed to paddle out, so I sat on my board facing the on-coming waves waiting for a ridable one.
All of the sudden I heard a child's voice screaming "Help!!!" so I looked to the rip-tidal area which was about 30 feet to my left, and saw a boy struggling to fight the current and getting pulled out to sea. Me :p being a lifeguard, and the beach not having any, my lifeguard instinct kicked in.
I dove off my board and sprinted towards the drowning boy. When I got a hold on him, the waves would not resist, Poseidon wanted that boy dead... JK!! So as the waves pounded on us, I continued to swim up with my right arm around the boys chest.
When we reached the surfboard I said "Its okay, Im a Lifeguard" then he grabbed onto the board and we kicked in. (obviously the waves were crashing on our heads, but what ever)

I feel awesome... ]]> Me :p http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/670-lifesaver.html http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/648-new-methods-washing-your-face.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:58:07 GMT None of the face washes work for me! Only one or two of the "3 Step" kinds with all the boddles. But those take too long.

I have been trying a few other ways to wash my face.

Listorine on some sort of pad-
This works great for killing germs and bacteria, just you can't get it in your eyes or you will be rubbing them all day.

Elmers glue-
I decided to put this on my arm because I was bored and like to peel off the dried glue. (its funner than it sounds) When I took it off, the skin on my arm was really soft, smooth and clean. So I put glue on my face because I'm a dumbass. The glue isnt waterproof, so you dont have to worry, it comes right off. When I took it off, my face felt just as nice as my arm, so I kept this up and in 2 days my zits were all gone.

I prefer the glue method more than the listorine method because it gets the oils out of your face. I have very oily skin.

K bye! (yes I'm crazy) ]]> Me :p http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/648-new-methods-washing-your-face.html http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/647-im-new-blogging-but-ill-give-shot.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:45:11 GMT Dont go any further if you insist on hating me for cursing, or fuc- umm... Messing up my fingernails. Today I was sitting at my computer starting... Dont go any further if you insist on hating me for cursing, or fuc- umm... Messing up my fingernails.

Today I was sitting at my computer starting the first few episodes of season 4 of Futurama. Then the mail came and I got excited, so I ran to the mailbox which is attached to the front of my shingled house. I put my hand under the war of magazines and bills, and made a scooping motion upwards. My middle finger got a 1/2 inch long splinter jammed right up its nail. I pulled my hand away, definetly thinking that was the most painful thing in my life. There wasnt even mail for me anyway... =[

I went inside and showed my mom. She told me I had to get it out, so she brought me some über sharp scizzors, über sharp tweezers and a pin.

I sat there with the pin grabbing at the semi-exposed end of the splinter, I finally grabbed it and yanked, but broke apart a few millimeters into my finger. "shit!" I screamed. So I put on some Bring Me The Horizon mixed with some Bullet For My Valentine, (going to see their show tomorrow night! =]) took the scizzors and very slowly cut right up the center of my nail. That was definetly the most pain I had ever felt in my life! Then I took the pin and stuck it into the skin under my nail and pried the piece of wood out piece by piece.

All I care about is, now its out. Phew!

But I have a ****ed up nail =[ ]]> Me :p http://www.adisc.org/forum/blogs/me-p/647-im-new-blogging-but-ill-give-shot.html