I tend to buy adidas and vans. I like that adidas looks like footwear, not swoopy highheel springy pogo shoe-things. The vans, cause I have a wider foot and the skater shoes are really comfy.

Sparky, I think it's time to move (or build a thicker wall). It's just a matter of time before someones car ends up in the bed with you. That's nuts!!

Over the past 10 years there have been roughly 15-20 cars run off the road, crashing through the wall, into our backyard and pool. Sadly, most of these people were sober. Driving is hard.

Ooh, a potential sneakerhead. =D Jordans rock.

Oh baby! Where do I start?! I LOVE shoes!

I don't even have a favourite brand! But my fav fav fav footwear of all time is my lovely leather laceup boots from Jones the Bootmaker!

I LOVE SHOESSSSS!!!

I'll make you laugh one of these days...

It has nothing to do with not touching anything. :l

Cool. Do you just not touch anything for three days?

dude.



I love that song now. do you have anymore like it?

Awesome song ^_^

Yeah, this is pretty low on the decency scale.

Purposely wetting the bed so your parents will spend their hard-earned cash for your sexual gratification?

I think the whole plan in general is quite pathetic. Playing your parents emotions and worries just to get yourself something.

Fucking man up and buy some yourself.

What impression do you think this is giving your parents? Someone who really wants diapers. This is odd, so of course they won't get them now. You should have taken it more slowly.

To me the solution seems quite simple, your parents' know, and they don't want to reinforce you liking diapers.

"hugs the pissed off fox hopeing he won't get bitten."

I tend to say that those kinds of plans backfire more often than not. Your parents either noticed that it was all faked, or they don't want to shell out the money to get you diapers any more. Maybe they wanted to try a different strategy this time to see if it works better than the previous one (no idea what ultimately made you stop wetting the bed). In a sense you're lucky they didn't provide you with a clothes peg, requesting you put that on your penis at night

The question is: What now? If you stop (purposely) wetting the bed, they'll think that any future bedwetting problems (real or fake) will be curable with plastic sheets too. And how long can you / do you want to continue lying in your own piss half the night? Doesn't sound like it's making for a very comfortable sleep.

So there's only 2 1/2 options now:
(1) Stop the fake bedwetting and joins the ranks of most people on here and sneak diapers into the house and hide them.
(2) Take responsibility for your own medical problems and deal with your bedwetting problem yourself - washing sheets, buying diapers, disposing of them. Most likely, this will be under your parents supervision initially, but I doubt your parents want to take too great an interest in the workings of your plumbing as you grow older and wiser.
(2 1/2) Continue faking bedwetting accidents and either wake up feeling horrible every morning, or develop a fetish for watersports.

Peachy

Remember to make sure your mom doesn't think you want diapers. You should just prove that the other methodes don't work, this is going to take a while. So see to it that the bed is ruined, don't wake up to the alarm clock, push through the pills if you have to. Shell give in eventually.

But yikes at the high end diapers, I doubt she will buy those. She probably has never heard of them and goodnites are expensive enough as it is, so you'll definitly get low end stuff. Thats probably why she didn't want to get them again, there name brand and expensive. She will try absolutly everything before buying them again, she will only buy them as the last solution. Just keep wetting, shell get pissed eventually. She might end up not being able to keep up with the laundery, thats what happened with my brother.

Interesting way of doing it, but a little risky suggesting them. Well maybe not, but still. The only flaw I found is that you arn't finished, it will definitly take longer than this. Not too long but definitly longer than a few days.

Don't worry, in the next week or so of trying things she will snap and buy you stuff.

Found it funny how you said "what am I, 5?" when you talked about having to wake up in the middle of the night considering your suggested alternative is diapers.

But more seriously, if you're really into this plan, you've got to commit or something. You could always keep bed wetting until your mom caves. Or you could buy a pack of Goodnites, use them and tell your mom that you thought they were working well. See how that goes.

Or, you could find some different way of getting diapers. I dunno, your life, your spin. But your plan doesn't seem to be working so well.

Wow, in writing that last paragraph I got to thinking that being that you're pissed off, this is probably the last thing you need to read (I totally type stream of thought.... no deletions, no retractions, like that extended elipsis up there, I won't even fix it). Anyways, sucks that this has totally gone left when you were looking to go right, but my best advice I guess would be to remain opptimistic.

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Yeah, that's all I got. After-school-special advice. Helpful? Maybe not, but hopefully it'll help ya feel better.

I have had mental problems since I was 14. I used antidepresants and went off when I felt I was fine. I suffered a total breakdown and hurt myself and was put in a clinic for people that need intensive help (not a mental institution). I learned that some of us will never be able to function properly in life to the fullest without a support system. Mine requires heavy medications, group therapy, and visits to a psychiatrist. We all need to keep our minds healthy dont try to fix the problem on your own like I did. What I thought was rock bottom for my life actually turned out to be the best thing to happen to me. I got the help I needed and am living better, healthier, and happier. If you feel like hurting yourself then dont do what I did, seek help because you hurt the loved ones around you as well. I will get off my soap box now.

Rofl. I knew 4H had to be something like that. >.<

But yeah. I suppose I'm just a stubborn person. In order to actually be close to anyone up here, I'd have to change who I am. Which, yeah, I'm not going to do that for people I'd be happier not knowing anyway. Plan: get some money, move back.