[teddy564339]

This story is one of my most original, I think. While I don't think the plot and background are as well thought out as they could have been, the story certainly is different than your average *B story. It's also written in the third person instead of the first...I think I do a much better job writing from the first person. Anyway, I'll be curious to see what people think.









"Will's Weird Desire"


High schooler Will and his three best friends Taylor, Josh, and Todd all talked amongst themselves as they walked down the hall of their school, just like all of their fellow students around them. It was just another day during their normal lives, and they once again were faced with the prospect of going to their second period math class, which they always dreaded.

As they settled themselves in their seats near the back of the classroom, they prepared themselves for an hour and a half of math lecturing. “Here comes the fun,” said Josh, a confident, brown haired boy who tended to have a quite a mouth on him sometimes. “I sure hate this stupid class.”

“Not like we ever listen much to her anyway,” responded Will, who was a skinny kid into rock and rap music but also made the best grades in the group, in the whole school for that matter. “My hand just writes whatever she writes while my mind thinks about happy things like puppies and ****ing.”

“Yeah, and I never give a damn about it anyway,” said Taylor, a short Asian kid who was completely into art and literature but hated science and math, after laughing at Will’s previous comment. “I just talk to you guys through this whole class.”

“And that’s why we come to school, after all, isn’t it?” added Todd with a smile. Todd was very bright but rarely paid attention in school since it was so boring to him.

As their teacher began their math lesson, the four wrote down notes here and there, but at the same time kept a whispered conversation going on while their teacher droned on. They were careful to act like they were giving her full attention every time she looked in their direction.

“So, you guys comin’ to Jeremy’s party this Friday?” asked Josh.

“I don’t know man,” whispered Will. “Michelle’s been trying to get me to spend more time with her, and she’s getting sick of me always dragging her to parties all the time…” (Michelle was Will’s girlfriend).

Todd cut him off by making the sound of a whip cracking, which resulted in the laughter of the other two. Will smiled at him and said, “Shaddup.”

“Well, even if Whippy-Willy is out, I think I’m in,” said Taylor. “I need to be scoping out the lady talent.”

“Yeah, that’s ‘cause you haven’t gotten any from anyone but Mrs. Righty,” said Will.

“Hey, nothin’ wrong with that,” said Todd.

“Well, whatever you guys wanna do,” said Josh. “Just let me know…aw damn, man, I’m wet.”

With that, Josh snapped his fingers, and a human android that looked almost exactly like a real woman came to life where it had been resting in the back corner of the room. It walked over to Josh and lifted him up by his armpits. He kept a hold of his notebook, knowing that there was no way the teacher was going to stop lecturing for this minor inconvenience; after all, it happened at least five times every class. Meanwhile, the other three kept on talking, taking little notice of Josh’s absence.

The android carried Josh over to a changing table and laid him down on it. As it took off his pants and began to un-tape his wet disposable diaper, he tried to keep his mind on what the teacher was explaining and taking notes in his notebook which he had put on the little table next to the changing table.

The android had no trouble handling Josh due to it’s strong frame material makeup…this was standard among these androids so they could always perform their duties efficiently. However, their outer coating was so soft that Josh barely took notice of this android as it cleaned his pubic area with a wet wipe. He even managed to take a few notes as it massaged a sweet smelling lotion onto his diaper area as well.

When it prepared to apply some talcum powder to him as well, he briefly took notice and said, “Hey, can you go easy with the powder this time? During my last change they kinda overdid it and it’s been irritating me since.”

“Affirmative,” said the android as it only applied a small amount of powder to him. It then unfolded a new diaper and tightly fastened it around his waist. After redressing him, it picked him back up and carried him back over to his desk before putting him down. Neither the teacher, Josh’s friends, nor anyone else in the class had taken any notice of him, since this was a procedure that every one of them went through at least once during their day, and it was quite commonplace.

Once the math class was over, the four boys made their way to the cafeteria for lunch. After getting lunch, they all sat down together, and continued to converse with one another the way they always did. They never got tired of it since they had been friends for so long.

Josh began the topic of conversation this time by saying, “Man, last night my grandpa was talking to me…”

“Oh here we go again,” said Taylor. “What was that crazy old fool telling you about this time?”

“Oh, you know, tellin’ me about ‘the good ol’ days’,” answered Josh. “He was all like ‘You young whipper-snappers have it so easy nowadays’ and all that stuff.”

“How so?” asked Will.

“Get this, man,” Josh said. “He was tellin’ me about how when he was growing up, most people didn’t wear diapers.”

“What?!” asked Todd.

“Todd, you never listen in history class, do you?” asked Taylor.

“Well, I don’t either,” said Will. “But I did pay enough attention to know about the whole ‘toilet’ craze and all that stuff.”

“Yeah, man,” said Josh. “Grandpa was saying stuff like ‘In my day, we actually had to hold in our pee and our our doodoo. Then we had to actually get up and go take care of our business privately’. Then he went on about how lazy people had become and how spoiled our comfy diapers and high tech androids had made us, and a bunch of crap like that.”

“Wait, that makes no sense at all,” said Todd. “You mean to tell me that people didn’t wear diapers? That they actually had to HOLD IN their piss and their shit?”

“Damn, Todd, you really do need to pay more attention in history class,” said Will. “Here, we’ll fill you in on the basics. You see, until about sixty years ago, the vast majority of people didn’t wear diapers.”

“Well,” said Taylor. “Babies did. It’s apparently impossible for most people to hold everything in until they’re at least 2. And then a bunch of old people seemed to lose the ability at some point, and a lot of them wore diapers too. But for the most part, other than babies and old people, no one wore diapers.’

“So what the hell did they do?” asked Todd.

“Well,” said Josh. “They used these things called ‘toilets’. When most of the kids turned 3 or so, they were ‘potty-trained’. Their parents tried to get them to figure out when they needed to take a piss or take a shit. Once they figured that out, they were encouraged to hold it until they got a chance to go over to these toilets, which were basically these things kinda like sinks. They had holes filled with water that were connected to the plumbing. Anyway, the kids were taught to do their stuff in the hole, and then they could get rid of it by ‘flushing’ the toilet, which sent it down the pipes. They also had to…”

Josh let out a shudder and then said, “Wipe THEMSELVES.”

“Ugh!” said Todd. “That’s disgusting. In fact, this whole toilet concept sounds really nasty.”

“Yeah, it was, and it was also really stupid,” said Taylor. “But remember, society was real different back then.”

“Yeah, and especially since they didn’t have the technology we have today. Especially two key inventions: our new diapers and the androids,” said Will.

“Wait, what’s so special about our diapers?” asked Todd.

“Well, the kinds they had were pretty sad,” said Josh. “They tore real easy, and unlike ours, they didn’t absorb piss or shit really well.”

“Yeah, it was pretty easy to know if you were wet or messy,” said Taylor. “With ours, it’s not nearly as uncomfortable…if it weren’t for the health reasons and good feelings of a clean diaper, we probably wouldn’t want to be changed so quickly.”

“They also didn’t block the odor,” said Josh. “Grandpa said that when a baby shit it’s diaper, sometimes you could smell it a mile away. But of course with ours, there’s no way you can smell anything.”

“Yeah, so anyway,” said Will. “Around seventy years ago, these two crazy scientist dudes got together. One put a lot of time into making better diapers, and the other hopped onto the whole androids bandwagon craze that had started up and decided to try to figure out how to program them and improve them so that they could change diapers.”

“So wait, who changed the babies’ diapers before they had androids?” asked Todd.

“Well, the parents did,” said Taylor. “I’m sure glad that changed. No way in hell would I ever change my kid’s diaper.”

“Wait, this whole idea is completely stupid,” said Todd. “I mean, there are just way too many disadvantages of this whole toilet concept. It makes no sense.”

“Dude, you don’t know the half of it,” said Taylor. “It was really, really ****ed up.”

“Yeah, man,” said Will. “I saw this video in this one class about the whole toilet thing, and it was just sickening.”

“Definitely,” said Josh. “Remember, using the toilet was just as normal for people as eating and sleeping were. All the times during the day, people would be going in and out of bathrooms, which was where they kept the toilets. They separated them by gender…”

“Why?” asked Todd.

“They had these really weird issues about people of the opposite sex seeing each other naked,” said Taylor. “Anyway, so the first idiotic thing about it was how inconvenient it was to have to actually ‘go’ somewhere every time you had to take a shit.”

“Yeah, and since nobody wore diapers,” said Will. “They couldn’t just do their stuff anywhere. If they weren’t at a bathroom, they had to hold everything in until they got a chance to go.”

“That must have been a major bitch,” said Josh.

“Yeah, just imagine having to hold everything in during class. It was a real annoyance for teachers to have to let their kids leave class and miss out on stuff to go to the bathroom. So a lot of times kids would just have to hold it in. Damn, I could never do that during a test and stuff…I’d surely fail.”

“And you know what really sucked?’ asked Will. “If someone ever just lost it and went in their pants, not only did it make a huge mess, but they were horribly ridiculed.”

“What?” asked Todd, not believing what he had just heard.

“That’s right,” said Taylor. “It was one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to someone.”

“Why the hell would anyone care about that?” asked Todd. “I mean, so you lose it and just let it go. What’s so bad about that?”

“People just had a weird way of looking at stuff,” said Josh. “But it was really horrible that they would treat anyone like that.”

“But it gets worse,” said Will. “You see, not everything was picture perfect. Not everybody got potty-trained at the same time. Some kids didn’t get potty-trained ‘til they were five or six.”

“So what?” asked Todd. “What difference did that make?”

“Use your brain, Todd,” said Taylor. “Remember, only babies and old people typically wore diapers, so if someone still wore diapers, it was considered a sign of weakness.”

“Yeah,” said Josh. “So getting kids potty-trained as soon as possible was a huge thing for parents. They’d get all frustrated and pissed at their kids if they didn’t get trained as soon as possible, and it could get pretty hard for the kids to learn. Yeah, it was a really stupid thing to care about, but again, wearing diapers was considered a really bad thing, and if someone took a while to get trained, the other kids would make fun of them. I mean, I can kind of understand that parents got sick of changing diapers, but I mean, come on, it’s your ****ing kids, it’s not worth it to mess with your kids just ‘cause you can’t stand cleaning up a little shit.”

“Yeah, and it was even worse for kids who were ‘bed-wetters,” said Will. “You see, some kids, especially boys, had trouble controlling there piss while they slept. Again, this was considered a sign of weakness, so anyone who was a bed-wetter was ridiculed.”

“That’s just sick,” said Todd. “That’s so ****ed up.”

“Yeah,” said Will. “Especially ‘cause it really tore up some of those kids’ self esteem. But that’s the way it was…so many kids were denied the chance to go to camp or sleep over at their friends’ houses.”

“And then of course you think about the other stuff,” said Taylor. “I mean, how damn unhygienic the whole thing was. I mean, every time you took a shit you were sitting down on the same spot where God knows how many asses had sat. And then there were the poor people who actually had to clean the toilets…and for all the hard work and nastiness those people put up with, society still treated them like shit, no pun intended.”

“And like we said, changing diapers must have really sucked,” said Josh. “Thank God for our androids. But now that I think about it, grandpa was right…we do have it real lucky compared to what they had to do. I mean, I can’t imagine getting up every time I had to piss. And most of the time we can get changed right away…I mean, of course if you’re driving, or like, if our teachers are teaching, they have to wait until they get a chance to get changed. But it’s not like our diapers make that really uncomfortable anyway.”

“Yeah,” said Taylor. “And it’s a good thing that they figured out a way to recycle our old diapers and use them for fuel. They actually used to throw away used diapers back then!” This statement caused all four boys to laugh.

“Yeah, people sure were stupid back then,” said Will with a sigh.

“Well, lunch is almost over, and I’m sick of talking about this weird crap anyway,” said Todd. “So let’s get going.”

With that, the four boys left the cafeteria, and since they had different schedules, they parted ways.

The conversation really didn’t mean much to Taylor or Josh…it was just something to talk about. Todd found it really interesting because he had never learned about the way things used to be.

But Will, on the other hand, found himself thinking about the conversation a lot during the whole day. The whole thing had made him very, very uncomfortable, even though he had hidden this well. He had gotten used to hiding it. This was because Will harbored a deep, dark secret, one which he hadn’t ever told anybody, not even his parents, his friends, or even his girlfriend.