Get a bag of candy, and put it on top of the pacifier. It will hide it well, if you hold it correctly. If you put it in your pocket or something do something stupid, just say that you have a sexual fetish for latex in your mouth, then walk with him to the register to show you weren't stealing. If the sexual fetish part doesn't shut him up or at least confuse him horribly, then you, my friend, may just have gotten screwed.
Now, for choice, go with the 12+ or 16+ month NUK pacifiers. The biggest ones they make for kids is a NUK3, and it comes in packages of blue/white/red or white/blue/red. Anything else will be a huge pain to use...so, you may have to do some scouting!
When you get out of the store, throw the receipt and packaging into a public trashcan, so you have less to worry about when you get home. Hiding pacifiers isn't hard, they are small enough to hide almost anywhere.
If this is your first purchase of "that" nature, then you will probably be pale and shaking like a leaf... My advice for you is to say to yourself, "if I don't do this now, I'll never do it!" Don't look at anyone, don't say anything. No one will ask questions.
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